tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26996468939371602792024-03-04T21:23:50.219-08:00The Loneliness of the Long Distance RunnerKCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-48488922539146843182015-07-29T13:12:00.001-07:002015-07-29T13:12:49.681-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-44162368794846782732010-05-19T15:35:00.000-07:002010-05-19T18:31:36.514-07:00The Wenlock and Mandeville Variety Hour<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8WaMZgcKQ7riMAPG6x_wnhENgjmz_NnvCuVUh-yr2QzdrigtuAOy9wIav8ne4lX6rsltOMDjfin8QCSKvied0arOnz04WCA1bEOKhqc0qE4u734MoQfNCfC5FL9puMa61BAs3OX798KO5/s1600/The-2012-Olympic-and-Para-005.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8WaMZgcKQ7riMAPG6x_wnhENgjmz_NnvCuVUh-yr2QzdrigtuAOy9wIav8ne4lX6rsltOMDjfin8QCSKvied0arOnz04WCA1bEOKhqc0qE4u734MoQfNCfC5FL9puMa61BAs3OX798KO5/s320/The-2012-Olympic-and-Para-005.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473113848608353490" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:14px;"><i>Wenlock and Mandeville</i> was a briefly popular 1970s variety show starring a pair of marginally talented pop stars who did mime and topical skits and sang almost-folk songs. Their only hit reached number 12 in 1976, <i>'Disco Sinatra'</i>, when they had dropped the folky pretense and put a Sinatra medley to a depressing Disco beat. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:14px;">The show was subsequently cancelled, and Mandeville was later convicted of embezzlement from the unitarian church where he worked as an office manager. Following release from prison, he took up work at a dude ranch in Montana, and became a master at fly fishing using a guitar, duct tape, and carrots.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:14px;">Wenlock became famous again as 'Wacky Wenlock' the children's songwriter, whose performances before maniacal throngs of the newly-continent set were accompanied by giant whales, rainbows, and fluffy bears.<br /><br />However, the hit song <i>Give The Dog A Bone</i> soon came under attack for its double-entendre title, fueled by a photograph of Wenlock coming out of a peep show in 1983. At that point, his second career was over.<br /><br />His current whereabouts are unknown, but Minneapolis residents swear they hear strains of his trademark tune <i>Itchy Palms</i> in the downtown skyways each November.</span></div></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-33866489413737019942010-04-28T15:23:00.000-07:002010-04-28T15:25:10.005-07:00Recipe for Morels<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwxALzWiCdNKBu0KGtbBQxut47GQrcYHi4DBhRHaH_oKPzV06VEdV04ZtLMgqcLfkq43bV17uRwNuByFMdYIDg-Q6RRhnwBi9oqURwVb0NSqiuJPBssq-EdmZEcglyp7IHLAwlcC4H2L9n/s1600/morels.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwxALzWiCdNKBu0KGtbBQxut47GQrcYHi4DBhRHaH_oKPzV06VEdV04ZtLMgqcLfkq43bV17uRwNuByFMdYIDg-Q6RRhnwBi9oqURwVb0NSqiuJPBssq-EdmZEcglyp7IHLAwlcC4H2L9n/s320/morels.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465317937913501026" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 18px; font-family:'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:small;">(1) Place the flour on a dish and roll the morel pieces in it until they are completely coated.<br /><br />(2) ’Twas brillig, and the slithy tove<br />Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.<br /><br />(3) Set the corner or end post first. Then stretch a line from each corner or end post to align all the posts in between.<br /><br />(4) Duck and cover. Feeds two.</span>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-10109961912797063142010-04-09T05:36:00.000-07:002010-04-09T05:39:32.464-07:00Sequel to "The Bodyguard" on hiatus<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UB2Tl0xOqbI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UB2Tl0xOqbI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><div><br /><div><br /></div><div>Whitney Houston's comeback tour shows the rehab went a little overboard.</div></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-52864100661149769792010-04-09T05:18:00.000-07:002010-04-09T05:20:56.630-07:00Headline: "Tigers' offense slowed by Mayo"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZxuAABJpCRyTxh3Lbe0DJ1AAxzepBJ6bC8gKJPo_n51vDoLV5caoDllpVuIj-juotzaNTB1c7TG6WKPWSDJAjN-jQAOZNYCqFP5JZwh3axUfTGqSPYyLGN4NVlGkhdvRpXGQEUOPvWQZ/s1600/baseball.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZxuAABJpCRyTxh3Lbe0DJ1AAxzepBJ6bC8gKJPo_n51vDoLV5caoDllpVuIj-juotzaNTB1c7TG6WKPWSDJAjN-jQAOZNYCqFP5JZwh3axUfTGqSPYyLGN4NVlGkhdvRpXGQEUOPvWQZ/s320/baseball.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458111071228063602" /></a><br /><div>I wonder if Elin Woods ever thought of that.<div><br /></div></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-27508294845613617942009-07-08T18:26:00.000-07:002009-07-08T18:29:34.720-07:00How to use a baby balloon.<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgniWXGBj4qpLvpzd2ioVvk7di5lbgR-0vC6sf_0CXmfAG8rqhvK34k311wHDGOWCCbWjcqQhHATraVLhwXiP1cQFtgHphu3W5XCsBUu-1O-Z9R7BTPrbGEGmoeX2lrcd7bRfBkO5Iwhm1h/s1600-h/kiss+baby.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgniWXGBj4qpLvpzd2ioVvk7di5lbgR-0vC6sf_0CXmfAG8rqhvK34k311wHDGOWCCbWjcqQhHATraVLhwXiP1cQFtgHphu3W5XCsBUu-1O-Z9R7BTPrbGEGmoeX2lrcd7bRfBkO5Iwhm1h/s320/kiss+baby.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356265776963741266" /></a><br /></p><p>Once you have fully inflated the infant, attach the string and let it slowly float upward.</p><p></p><p>Try holding two or three at a time for effect.</p>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-2163284275862663762009-06-26T09:41:00.000-07:002009-06-26T09:43:38.494-07:00Billie Jean<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9kE4DroHbjgaCsGcHziy1egWlBwwISOFV6vxUAucNFhRiwsw86BUvegy8A4cuR-wTxFmyb-QRFH1LEjUNM-1OcuejYf_-BySpg_ZCkf5BYgiOStDF8B9HQ0zEDhjsaDi7REEjTGitkpf7/s1600-h/billie-jean-parker"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9kE4DroHbjgaCsGcHziy1egWlBwwISOFV6vxUAucNFhRiwsw86BUvegy8A4cuR-wTxFmyb-QRFH1LEjUNM-1OcuejYf_-BySpg_ZCkf5BYgiOStDF8B9HQ0zEDhjsaDi7REEjTGitkpf7/s320/billie-jean-parker" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351677521002071746" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Billie Jean is not my lover<br />She's just a girl who claims that I am the one<br />But the kid is not my son<br />She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son </span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-19975495072833188532009-06-26T09:33:00.000-07:002009-06-26T09:42:49.482-07:00Billie Jean<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6a84m71IdidjgqhKI8lJ1rGQuZJc_wLn94RH4VTluV-KAIRHf09GrtRXp_dHhvtwdllwAy8mhUeje1z-Jl0TaJXR5M0_WGLVH_36EEgtNk8RffB02Yx1vR1eqkw6gNqa3BZ1To5iFEjn_/s1600-h/billyjean"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6a84m71IdidjgqhKI8lJ1rGQuZJc_wLn94RH4VTluV-KAIRHf09GrtRXp_dHhvtwdllwAy8mhUeje1z-Jl0TaJXR5M0_WGLVH_36EEgtNk8RffB02Yx1vR1eqkw6gNqa3BZ1To5iFEjn_/s320/billyjean" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351675834631073218" /></a><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Billie Jean is not my lover<br />She's just a girl who claims that I am the one<br />But the kid is not my son<br />She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son</span></span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-29433350148742242552009-06-26T09:27:00.000-07:002009-06-26T09:33:43.911-07:00Billie Jean<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHpfhwg_LivT4c466Li0YRor1ttPfM8U8_IXPj7XhPP-FLyd-KRJWRZkLI5-gVPgWgTW2eAOq05JuP6jWieRPmgY9Fj0SGPFm_A9uBVHvh9Hkig4GlEJbxIcM-u4ZFtFKqrro9WRLT0wS/s1600-h/billie+jk"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHpfhwg_LivT4c466Li0YRor1ttPfM8U8_IXPj7XhPP-FLyd-KRJWRZkLI5-gVPgWgTW2eAOq05JuP6jWieRPmgY9Fj0SGPFm_A9uBVHvh9Hkig4GlEJbxIcM-u4ZFtFKqrro9WRLT0wS/s320/billie+jk" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351675128142850002" /></a><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Billie Jean is not my lover<br />She's just a girl who claims that I am the one</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">But the kid is not my son<br />She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son </span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-33314475725511021112009-06-25T05:27:00.000-07:002009-06-25T05:29:47.586-07:00The Bee's Knees<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHqYOtBRA-RnrFuzZes1Ho5JQ8-jsXqEISczLNoewZ00XGGSTsDZ1bkdHdIa35Oaes5yQZAjAmkhua6gJehujJF0OiOU1foifIfYHEuBMbf9igQT-Gt20VyTPQ4w67lxGyK1vRJvAT-TkZ/s1600-h/bees.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHqYOtBRA-RnrFuzZes1Ho5JQ8-jsXqEISczLNoewZ00XGGSTsDZ1bkdHdIa35Oaes5yQZAjAmkhua6gJehujJF0OiOU1foifIfYHEuBMbf9igQT-Gt20VyTPQ4w67lxGyK1vRJvAT-TkZ/s320/bees.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351240854938992130" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Offering proof, were it needed, that the bee's knees has an asymptotic limit, or may reflect a more simple supply-demand function.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 48px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">S</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">w</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 48px; line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 48px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGKCrlyN4Yls6s0Aoc3nTwbgXVzl1wq2IWHku5VjMmuRQwylxhRMQNDmYd8UdRW50tnMBak_4J3Eq8ZXdQNkoKmO1YiLvQNuub-2OF0wHKtYqrwJJJUnqZvzYa5zOF_VOUy98SwF0UxgNw/s320/killer-bees.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351241101673124770" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px; " /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-66423896011707942832009-06-23T05:27:00.000-07:002009-06-23T06:15:13.044-07:00Happy Easter<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOkwr4f4qbNLkhaJSOwOVByQaY4WotvdwYLJW2HvsIQ9O3i8lh6EqSn7kq9j6WpCPU6nBEWn-goDxdV8BAfJGcqsC08WX4HIWNaViVVfFNjHeea_AGcF1CEMWpScDm324NzMKRFljtpkc7/s1600-h/scary+Easter+bunny.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOkwr4f4qbNLkhaJSOwOVByQaY4WotvdwYLJW2HvsIQ9O3i8lh6EqSn7kq9j6WpCPU6nBEWn-goDxdV8BAfJGcqsC08WX4HIWNaViVVfFNjHeea_AGcF1CEMWpScDm324NzMKRFljtpkc7/s320/scary+Easter+bunny.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350498673332128130" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">A moment later, she was gone.</div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-47824370013783965952009-06-23T05:10:00.000-07:002009-06-25T05:23:49.145-07:00Their Greatest Hits<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzWJ3HUq2ozRdML1AbHk1Cdgom-tw0ffcaq2vhunwC9bBmTPo8Pspxc6WLoB5U7R4tmYA0lOrUYP1DsGU-PAQqznusll-DUACMHF0h3bPWwxR8VFL4HqF7FS-1WZ-XlMOiJFx9WaeHqNo/s1600-h/album9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzWJ3HUq2ozRdML1AbHk1Cdgom-tw0ffcaq2vhunwC9bBmTPo8Pspxc6WLoB5U7R4tmYA0lOrUYP1DsGU-PAQqznusll-DUACMHF0h3bPWwxR8VFL4HqF7FS-1WZ-XlMOiJFx9WaeHqNo/s320/album9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350494339653182834" /></a>Now <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">available</span> in stores, the song <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">stylings</span> of Geraldine and her <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">sweatered</span> puppet Ricky. She has a lovely voice and her ventriloquist duets are sublime. <div><br /></div><div>My personal favorites are their versions of "Mockingbird" and "Afternoon Delight". You'll think he's alive. Really.</div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-42403561096552741712009-06-19T04:46:00.000-07:002009-06-19T04:52:49.018-07:00Rip Van Winkle's Tattoos<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBd7afXOgcP9wekKfCK9OVtwLquDziUchhs3LOBrePCLMGRzm7hwpmQ4lR-Ecf-WDwH-8Rj5FjYM5Aaw5OvQCF813Nh41TK6GZwBgEQ9DZAZjfBy70aBtQm-9OYpF5WGCU5cmoNX-meKQN/s1600-h/Rip-van-Winkle-L.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBd7afXOgcP9wekKfCK9OVtwLquDziUchhs3LOBrePCLMGRzm7hwpmQ4lR-Ecf-WDwH-8Rj5FjYM5Aaw5OvQCF813Nh41TK6GZwBgEQ9DZAZjfBy70aBtQm-9OYpF5WGCU5cmoNX-meKQN/s320/Rip-van-Winkle-L.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349005061391295266" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">And when Rip Van Winkle finally woke up twenty years later, he rubbed his eyes and saw that he was covered in tattoos from head to toe. But little did he know that fashions in the glen had changed so dramatically from earlier times.<br /><br />No longer were skulls and dragons and fire and buxom babes the pride of men and ladies alike, but instead the text from favorite quotes, long speeches, and even entire books were now preferred. Oddly, all were done in Comic Sans font.<br /><br />Starting on his forehead, and cascading to his toes, were inscribed in multicolor hues the The Beatles biography, complete with song lyrics.<br /><br />Only on discovering where the footnotes were placed did his senses become overpowered, and soon he was tempted to imbibe the draught; and though he reiterated his visits to the flagon often, he quaffed the liquor in profound silence. "Who are </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> 'the Beatles'?</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">", he wondered.</span></span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-61777423545423721592009-06-18T05:50:00.000-07:002009-06-18T05:52:44.782-07:00The Age of Aquarius<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI6omgfIELhJ-6R2qnNeT3mRyLTE6V8BR0uTgX1jdAHjoEp1NotNu1IqgIR8kUpPG3WP7_MFy3waCtU2352ehSyKAE8Iunss91uXgzbf9JY8FTnssKXJGJRgQxDylT1tMEkJPiNOBjeGqG/s1600-h/tattoo"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 147px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI6omgfIELhJ-6R2qnNeT3mRyLTE6V8BR0uTgX1jdAHjoEp1NotNu1IqgIR8kUpPG3WP7_MFy3waCtU2352ehSyKAE8Iunss91uXgzbf9JY8FTnssKXJGJRgQxDylT1tMEkJPiNOBjeGqG/s320/tattoo" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348649511825863634" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">The chief astrologer for Belgium's Alternative Medicine Division soon found that Kimberley Vlaeminck's tattoos served as an able and handy reference.</span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-16492260477739460352009-06-05T04:33:00.000-07:002009-06-05T04:48:21.226-07:00The fate of Apollo 13<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAD7qn-IXQsWOrCNa0w0kubtBK782j153DPHeScesVwiwGKCUtZTclcB7W905v3c-MI6N1CJFozl1S7bplSJf_raQXWcrks96yCe63pwUD0ZB4eKlCCmManCyt3g8SGR20eT3gXMn3BYxU/s1600-h/pancakes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAD7qn-IXQsWOrCNa0w0kubtBK782j153DPHeScesVwiwGKCUtZTclcB7W905v3c-MI6N1CJFozl1S7bplSJf_raQXWcrks96yCe63pwUD0ZB4eKlCCmManCyt3g8SGR20eT3gXMn3BYxU/s320/pancakes.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343806180612585602" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;">James A. Lovell, Mission Commander of Apollo 13 , recently recalled an altercation with </span></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Command Module Pilot J</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">ohn L. Swigert, Jr during the dramatic 1970 </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">space flight. Said Lovell,</span></span><blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> "About a day into the mission, Swigert started eyeing me strangely. You know, licking his lips and all. Finally I asked him what the hell was wrong, was he sick or something? For about 10 minutes he just kept saying "mmmmmmm ....pancakes". </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">He didn't stop until I hit him with my helmet. I'd forgotten all about it because of the loss of the oxygen and all on the second day. We never spoke about it since. But I still won't sit next to him at reunion functions. No way."</span></span></div></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "></span><br /></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-25121738096956469942009-06-04T04:53:00.001-07:002009-06-05T04:49:00.975-07:00It finally dawned on her.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5xozl7IZffQbSQm7aqvptVvs-TcFj2n0oiJwH7ReLZWOPQ26kp8VTkZ4BuNdufdnnXV6pCCMRLxXixqYn3G3ysMsDaG4KWo4pgsOiquELPZMuHZy9TqfB8rRDTEGaJ6sl_HcS9ZW2kyAU/s1600-h/3592769423_57f0b5c3e9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5xozl7IZffQbSQm7aqvptVvs-TcFj2n0oiJwH7ReLZWOPQ26kp8VTkZ4BuNdufdnnXV6pCCMRLxXixqYn3G3ysMsDaG4KWo4pgsOiquELPZMuHZy9TqfB8rRDTEGaJ6sl_HcS9ZW2kyAU/s320/3592769423_57f0b5c3e9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343439257420657026" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Mrs. Reagan finally realized it. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"Oh my God. My astrologer warned me about this. It's <a href="http://www.astro.com/astrology/in_lilith_e.htm">Lillith</a>!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Help.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Me. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Pleeeease."</span></div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.do"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></a>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-37042630759759109132009-06-01T04:41:00.000-07:002009-06-01T04:56:56.729-07:00At the Civic Center this week<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUj0NSMEiBbY94sQQ91CYQzpdJ21TDtDhCJszQ5uI7LSGdNky3eMRBAYyoKPJJaVnyGtaMv2XDkrxo12UDzIm81nVw1edKKRg3nJvcHZqKq2bTtTnLoWSA87lwdfRcVGEn8iDAbLHvwfwp/s1600-h/pats"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUj0NSMEiBbY94sQQ91CYQzpdJ21TDtDhCJszQ5uI7LSGdNky3eMRBAYyoKPJJaVnyGtaMv2XDkrxo12UDzIm81nVw1edKKRg3nJvcHZqKq2bTtTnLoWSA87lwdfRcVGEn8iDAbLHvwfwp/s320/pats" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342324219602997986" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Butter Pat Association will be meeting at the Rochester Civic center main auditorium this week, from Wednesday through Friday. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Scheduled talks include: </span></span></div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Foil wrappings: Savior or menace?</span><br /></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">New developments in butter pat patters</span><br /></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Shaped butter pats: not just for kids!</span><br /></li></ul></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Visitors welcome.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sample butter pats available.</span></span></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-52196771944840950072009-05-29T06:36:00.001-07:002009-05-29T06:38:52.230-07:00Handbaskets in Hell<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7a0ZbwAdUcRvIMddrm30DAJcI4UI1SqvmoxSXPae4wbDho1NOMDZmDlfiPlCAL5quHnwhwpZNZgS-hhCe8j5thyphenhyphenDkbZ6OqX_aSr3XCAqE-7zA5Mzsf0PzeKAXO5NkOvv7MqkA8OVdwZSZ/s1600-h/regular-handbasket-sm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7a0ZbwAdUcRvIMddrm30DAJcI4UI1SqvmoxSXPae4wbDho1NOMDZmDlfiPlCAL5quHnwhwpZNZgS-hhCe8j5thyphenhyphenDkbZ6OqX_aSr3XCAqE-7zA5Mzsf0PzeKAXO5NkOvv7MqkA8OVdwZSZ/s320/regular-handbasket-sm.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341239518552884322" /></a><div style="text-align: left;">Hell has many convenient handbaskets available for going there.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">In assorted colors.</div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-73884073741977601942009-05-29T06:03:00.001-07:002009-05-29T06:39:28.162-07:00Boredom now Mechanized<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphY5-pKIA8Jpr7GZm4OKqOLZpW0uEwZ1ixVX26CDEHYe8kgMouxcER_nq6nMgm757M8rVy9ioBceoW1IVuCIh1V25bM3RGnBX54RKlwnLIPmf1RsKv_yWyIhe1YvIgzbUE1Jid0OiNmpv/s1600-h/High_Precision_Boring_Machine"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphY5-pKIA8Jpr7GZm4OKqOLZpW0uEwZ1ixVX26CDEHYe8kgMouxcER_nq6nMgm757M8rVy9ioBceoW1IVuCIh1V25bM3RGnBX54RKlwnLIPmf1RsKv_yWyIhe1YvIgzbUE1Jid0OiNmpv/s320/High_Precision_Boring_Machine" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341230808506989410" /></a><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">This High Precision Boring Machine is the latest advancement in boredom. It completely automates the production of boring speeches, sermons, and books. A generic 'default bore' makes for ready use, but it can also be personalized. Recent updates include the ability to adopt the boring traits of prominent speakers and writers. The "Al Gore" template is especially effective when combined with PowerPoint.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Currently on sale for $2,198.</div></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699646893937160279.post-72938987648939303182009-05-29T05:25:00.001-07:002009-05-29T05:30:38.719-07:00New in Children's Gifts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguKg2hNXGLN7eXoGtdyn8lY3kFvlW4napAby-HtwTLzsIHBfU6rib11gicxrBPMfr6zPZnZkYGT4QF2BdlZydCkPRMOoSnDPG96THSfqncoWYvTNujUGat5L8K_jxFH6riSLb5-R0E88Eh/s1600-h/armadillo"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguKg2hNXGLN7eXoGtdyn8lY3kFvlW4napAby-HtwTLzsIHBfU6rib11gicxrBPMfr6zPZnZkYGT4QF2BdlZydCkPRMOoSnDPG96THSfqncoWYvTNujUGat5L8K_jxFH6riSLb5-R0E88Eh/s320/armadillo" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341221129837254978" /><br /></a><div style="text-align: left;">For that next children's birthday party, consider the excitement of an exotic pet. A seven year old girl would love to have an armadillo of her very own. Cuddly and playful, armadillos enjoy being dressed up, and can be taken for walks, just like a dog. They don't bite, but have a curious tendency to burst into flames when exposed to classical music. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Prices vary, but expect to pay around $3 or $4 for a younger one, a little more if it has all its limbs.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>KCFleminghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com0