Business Management Tips

When firing large groups of people, get straight to the point.

Here we see the CEO informing the divisional leaders of the layoff strategy at McWhirter Abcess, Inc.   For employees who still don't get the picture, it is advised to sneak up on the worker and use chloroform.  Once they are unconscious, they can be pulled out to the street and left at the curb, or placed immediately into the shredder. The latter choice offers secondary savings from reduced paperwork.  They can simply be recorded as "missing".