"Proud non-reader" Kanye West turns author

Rapper Kanye West does not read books but he has written one.  This is a small collection of his sayings, or "Kanye-isms," just topping 50 pages, counting a few blank ones. Examples from the book Thank You and You're Welcome include:

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed."

"My music isn't just music - it's medicine."

"The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible? "

"“I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go… I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. "

"I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!"

“I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

"My misery is your pleasure.”

“Due to what has happened so severely when the red shoes hit the runway, I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr. Address me as such”

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