Boredom now Mechanized
This High Precision Boring Machine is the latest advancement in boredom. It completely automates the production of boring speeches, sermons, and books. A generic 'default bore' makes for ready use, but it can also be personalized. Recent updates include the ability to adopt the boring traits of prominent speakers and writers. The "Al Gore" template is especially effective when combined with PowerPoint.
Currently on sale for $2,198.
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