Zen and the Art of Basketball Playing

The members of Hempfield's 5th grade basketball squad, shown here in happier times, was arrested for a third time this season for various drug offenses.  Once again caught selling marijuana during half time, the boys were rounded up and taken to Juvenile Hall in a van.  

The game unfinished, rival ballers from Concrete County were awarded the win, but were also arrested for making illegal purchases.  Coach Arlen Rollyerone quipped, "We may never win, but we always have the high score."